Shhh Don't tell anyone but I don't like .....

kids and puppies. I know that makes me the devil but so what!
I will explain, all of my life people have been convinced that I LOVE kids. They are wrong! I have herd the sentence " Laura will watch you kids, she loves kids" way to many times. Seriously people I do not love your kids. Now I don't hate them. I just don't want to spend a lot of time with them. I have loved and still love plenty of kids but mostly the ones I am related to.
Reasons I don't like kids:
1. "mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, ya you know that brat at the grocery store who wants something and the mom who thinks we can all tune out her kid.
2. sticky stuff
3. they always move the mirrors in my car
4. baby talk
5. they need attention
I can go on and on and on but I wont. And yes I am sure I would love you kid just not all of the other ones.
Puppies
Yes I am not a fan of puppies they are cute but then so are a lot of kids. Puppies are more work then kids! They pee and poop on the floor, my kid never did that! Then you have to teach them stuff and they don't speak English! At least with my kid they gave me time to teach him to speak before they expected anything of him.
1. Puppies chew my stuff up.
2.they spill water all over the floor
3. they smell bad. ( smell bad can go on both lists)
Keep your puppies I will take them when they are house trained and know how to walk on a leash.


So Facebook still has me in its evil clutches. The devil invented a game called Farm Town and put it on Facebook so if you are ever looking for me try there. I have procrastinated threw another week so my Etsy shop is still closed but hey it gives you all time to save more money to spend when I open back up!!!

I am patting myself on the back for blogging more then once this week. I have low expectations for myself. :)

I am sure I will think of 100 other things I ment to blog about but right now all I can think about is the fact that I left someone harvesting my crop on Farm Town and I wonder if she is done.

One more thing ...... I did start another blog post this morning and I was a good 15 minutes into it when all of a sudden it was gone!!! I was not so happy. So do any of you know where it is?

Have a good one!